wooden (@wooden) • Hey
GOAT
HODLer of $POINTLESS
Early $bonsai enthusiast
Artist | Modular-Synth Monkey | OG Degen | Maker of Things
Publications
- **Memory**
The deeper you look the darker it becomes.
Lens Exclusive
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69 000 $bonsai
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- **The Goat Knows**
The perfect animation if you use discord nitro! It will speak when you speak!
420 $bonsai
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- This all being said, I have actually worked on movie animations and I can technically make normal things, but that's so boring.
- **Animation**
Animating anything takes a very long time. Especially if you do it the way I do it. I don't use keyframe animations. I draw each frame as it comes. This is why my animations look like a stop motion film. It is also why it sometimes just doesnn't work. I personally like the animations that don't work. They are so jarring. So unlike anything from the natural world.
- **Livestream**
I livestream myself making art and music and sometimes I just talk about stuff. If you want to learn more about my process and how I go about making things, you should join me on discord! <https://discord.gg/mbpC7KPe>
- Might launch an nft collection soon. Lemme know which platform I should use, or should I write my own contract?
- ITS ALL SO $POINTLESS
- **Kinship**
Follow to collect
13 $CHAOS
- I have horns and hooves but my kinsman don't accept me
- **NIRVANA**
was a 90s boys band.
- **SUM41**
Is just a Metallica cover band
- **I think**
we are all bots deep down. When you go deep enough you hit walls made of binary. We are like these autonomous shit machines that constantly convert minerals into their base components. Sometimes we're super useful and we combine some base components into new minerals. Sometimes we get programmed to extract minerals that other autonomous robots made, and then we get so good at it that we extract all of it.
- **Imagine**
I posted every thought that entered my mind. I would be flagged as a bot so quickly.
- You can't just look at the picture. You have to become part of it. When it's a picture of a fridge, become that fridge. Imagine yourself surrounded by that wooden frame. And then, stop looking at it.
- When the world seems cold, make a camp fire.
- I have started a new religion. It is like an old religion but it is new. You have to go through many trials to become a full member of this religion. The first trial is to click on this link before it expires: https://discord.gg/jZ7XkKnN
- You can either move forward really slowly, or you can move forward really quickly, but you're always moving forward.
- are you even ready to @lens/escap3
- have you ever even heard of @lens/wavebinder
- do you even know a @lens/teknopath
- @lens/b0gie for visibility
- **Manifesto**
Someone asked me, "why is your art always so jarring? can't you just make pretty things all the time?"
The world is a mess. We are on the brink of world war 3 and everybody's just spending their days watching cartoon charts on a screen.
The world is jarring. The world doesn't make sense.
Art has been used by timid masses as an escape. A way to forget the world that they built, and are building.
I say no! My art should make you feel uncomfortable. Not because of its content. Sure, sometimes I display blood and gore. Sometimes I display nudity. But the effort does not lie in the illustration, but the action. My art reflects the broken child that realized his mother has forgotten him amidst the piles of rubble from our picturesque homes.
It reflects the meaninglessness in perfection. The fleeting feeling you get as you pass through life with horse flaps on your eyes.
My art is not supposed to be beautiful. It is supposed to be just as ugly as you are.
- As promised, to celebrate 100 followers on lens I'm showing nipples!
This rare collect will get you special privileges in the future!
69 collects available!
420 $bonsai per collect
- Shit i missed it. Why do people need sleep? Nipples incoming!
- 2 more followers to go!
- degen video #6
Havent made one of these in a while.
Follow me to collect.
#degen
#onlybots
#iamarobot
#wedoalittletrolling
#wagmi
#gm
#memeswillsavetheworld
#killtheuniverse
#hashtag
#irobot
#meme
#yourmomisgay
- My short time on kaira.network
Over the past few months I have tried my very best to familiarize myself with the entire lens ecosystem. Kaira was one of the apps that stands out. It has a somewhat unique reward system, loosely based on the OG POS networks that popularized the web3 social experiment. Without all the flags, if you know what I mean.
Criticisms I have:
1\) The icons used at the bottom of posts aren't super clear. What does the B icon do? Why is a markdown button next to a content upload button? Seems very unintuitive.
2\) There's no FAQ. I cannot find a link to any documentation explaining what Kaira is about. Nor any documentation to explain general interface problems. There's nothing to show a new user (who isnt previously familiar with lens) that Kaira is part of a much bigger picture. This makes it very hard to onboard anybody.
My experience has been pleasant overall. And I will definitely keep using the platform in the future.
- We're bussy developing an image ai generator that generates exclusive images of bonsai trees so that all the /artists/ on lens can stop using trad ai tools like midjourney and dall-e. Follow me for exclusive access.
- Getting Ready for @teknopath stream
We gonna be chillin hard fam!
- I made this #goat for $chaos. lemme know if you like it.
- A less chaotic one #hypnogoat version
- I didn't mean my nipples, that only happens at 1 000
- At 100 followers I'll post nipples!
- Jump Jump!
- I made a thing for this $pointless token that I stumbled upon in my wallet.
Please support me by collecting it :)
Also, if you're seeing this in your feed by chance...
FOLLOW ME PLEASE
It helps with my self esteem ;)
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This is a very rare meme.
Only the goats will understand.
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- Been playing around with Stable Diffusion using the Docker UI. https://github.com/AbdBarho/stable-diffusion-webui-docker/
This is an Orgonite Bonsai Tree, looks pretty neat, trying to get it to generate stuff more cleanly. It seems like adding 'Blurry' to the negative prompt made it more globe-like.
- Go follow this account! Holy Fucking Shit!
- Are u freeky enuf?
London 2024
OG : sweetcheeksxo
https://discord.gg/zef
Follow and share to spread some Zef Vibes, only on LENS PROTOCOL and tape.xyz.
- "Emily was always willing to try new things, other than food."
- my fren mike
My fren @lens/escap3 is from merica n im from souf aforica and whenever we discuss things he gets super culture shock so i would love it if he could come to the dark south for lunch so that he can experience what real diversity is lyk.
- This crypto game is very much like playing charades. I was in this DAO meeting last night and all the OG members try really hard to make the NOobs think that working for worthless DAO tokens is the way to go. Let me tell you a secret though, your position in a DAO has nothing to do with how many tokens you have. Or how many hours you've spent working on a logo for the DAO. It has nothing to do with how much you get paid, or how many people you've recruited. When the crash comes, and it always does, the leaders are the ones who stick around. Who work with nothing because the work is not a job, it's a passion.
Back in my day, DAO's had clear manifestos, with clear meaning. We were going to change the world, physically and digitally. We were going to tear down the establishment and create autonomy. Big money broke a lot of it. Some people lost the plot. Started pumping meme coins instead of great ideas. Started buying shiny things instead of acres of forest. Started playing money games instead of meta games.
Anyway, that's my crypto rant. Don't get scammed out of your time or your money. Do things that you love and the sky eye will take care of you.
- A $pointless track made by 1000 monkeys on a single typewriter.
Let's Grow!
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Dream the dreamiest dreams.
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- The heatwave finally broke! I'm so happy!
- 69 collects
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feat @lens/b0gie @lens/teknopath
- @lens/lens
Maybe a glitch on the collection numbers of this post?
It says 6 on all the platforms but it's actually 4 according the block explorer.
https://polygonscan.com/token/0xBa9eb9d3156Dd8c0DA620750850BAb332AA335DA
- "my spesil fx mess wid dere hedz" - Ninja
- Cars are real. 🚘
🔥Fire Burns.
🤔No one knows 🤐 unless you tell them. 🤫
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