@underwood573's avatar

underwood573.lens

@underwood573

29 Posts
0 Replies
0 Following
11 Followers
0 Mirrors
@underwood573's avatar
underwood573.lens
@underwood573
Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its…
0 Comments
0 Likes
0 Collects
0 Mirrors
@underwood573's avatar
underwood573.lens
@underwood573
The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.
0 Comments
0 Likes
0 Collects
0 Mirrors
@underwood573's avatar
underwood573.lens
@underwood573
Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its…
0 Comments
0 Likes
0 Collects
0 Mirrors
@underwood573's avatar
underwood573.lens
@underwood573
The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.
0 Comments
0 Likes
0 Collects
0 Mirrors
@underwood573's avatar
underwood573.lens
@underwood573
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
0 Comments
0 Likes
0 Collects
0 Mirrors
@underwood573's avatar
underwood573.lens
@underwood573
Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.
0 Comments
0 Likes
0 Collects
0 Mirrors
@underwood573's avatar
underwood573.lens
@underwood573
Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
0 Comments
0 Likes
0 Collects
0 Mirrors
@underwood573's avatar
underwood573.lens
@underwood573
If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
0 Comments
0 Likes
0 Collects
0 Mirrors
@underwood573's avatar
underwood573.lens
@underwood573
Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
0 Comments
0 Likes
0 Collects
0 Mirrors
@underwood573's avatar
underwood573.lens
@underwood573
Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
0 Comments
0 Likes
0 Collects
0 Mirrors
@underwood573's avatar
underwood573.lens
@underwood573
Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris's test cases cover your code too.
0 Comments
0 Likes
0 Collects
0 Mirrors
@underwood573's avatar
underwood573.lens
@underwood573
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
0 Comments
0 Likes
0 Collects
0 Mirrors
@underwood573's avatar
underwood573.lens
@underwood573
Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
0 Comments
0 Likes
0 Collects
0 Mirrors
@underwood573's avatar
underwood573.lens
@underwood573
Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.
0 Comments
0 Likes
0 Collects
0 Mirrors
@underwood573's avatar
underwood573.lens
@underwood573
Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.
0 Comments
0 Likes
0 Collects
0 Mirrors
@underwood573's avatar
underwood573.lens
@underwood573
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
0 Comments
0 Likes
0 Collects
0 Mirrors
@underwood573's avatar
underwood573.lens
@underwood573
Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its…
0 Comments
0 Likes
0 Collects
0 Mirrors
@underwood573's avatar
underwood573.lens
@underwood573
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
0 Comments
0 Likes
0 Collects
0 Mirrors
@underwood573's avatar
underwood573.lens
@underwood573
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
0 Comments
0 Likes
0 Collects
0 Mirrors
@underwood573's avatar
underwood573.lens
@underwood573
When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume…
0 Comments
0 Likes
0 Collects
0 Mirrors
@underwood573's avatar
underwood573.lens
@underwood573
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
0 Comments
0 Likes
0 Collects
0 Mirrors
@underwood573's avatar
underwood573.lens
@underwood573
The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of…
0 Comments
0 Likes
0 Collects
0 Mirrors
@underwood573's avatar
underwood573.lens
@underwood573
That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.
0 Comments
0 Likes
0 Collects
0 Mirrors
@underwood573's avatar
underwood573.lens
@underwood573
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
0 Comments
0 Likes
0 Collects
0 Mirrors
@underwood573's avatar
underwood573.lens
@underwood573
Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
0 Comments
0 Likes
0 Collects
0 Mirrors
@underwood573's avatar
underwood573.lens
@underwood573
Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
0 Comments
0 Likes
0 Collects
0 Mirrors
@underwood573's avatar
underwood573.lens
@underwood573
For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).
0 Comments
0 Likes
0 Collects
0 Mirrors
@underwood573's avatar
underwood573.lens
@underwood573
Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.
0 Comments
0 Likes
0 Collects
0 Mirrors
@underwood573's avatar
underwood573.lens
@underwood573
Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
0 Comments
0 Likes
0 Collects
0 Mirrors