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- PREMIUM โ Bitcoin Halving Will Take Half Your Money, Experts Say
"...these academics unearthed data that will definitely break your Bitcoin bank."
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- MARKETS โ Bitcoin be Double Dipping Like It was George Costanza
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- BREAKING โ 2024 Bitcoin Halving Brought to You by Blackrock
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- BUSINESS โ CEO of Bitcoin Steps Down Amidst Drug Controversy
โThis blockchain bombshell rocked laser eyes to the core, causing them to question...โ
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- EDUCATION โ Learn How to Restake Your Restaked Liquid Stake Staked ETH in 11 Easy Steps
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- BREAKING โ SEC Chair Gary Gensler Spearheading Anti-Unicorn Campaign
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- BREAKING โ Total Solar Eclipse Still Has Nothing on LUNA Eclipse
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- NEWSLETTER โ The Rug's Mostly Credible Inbox Fodder #25
๐ฅธ Craig Wright claims he is Tupac Shakur
๐ต Scrooge McDuck denounces Bitcoin
๐ HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu wins big
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- STUDY โ Bitcoin Halving Will Take Half Your Money, Experts Say
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- FINANCE โ Wall Street Shilling Dirty Drug Dealer Money
โThe best profit margin since crack cocaine.โ
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- OPINION โ The Only Thing Hitting All-Time Highs Again is Your Slacker Nephew
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- BREAKING โ Bitcoin to Resign Amidst Performance Controversy
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- POLITICS โ Trump Pivots on Bitcoin, Says โItโs the greatest ever, simply the greatest. Nothing is as great.โ
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- BREAKING โ Bitcoin Halving Delayed Until Peace Can Be Reached in Middle East
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- BREAKING โ March Badge Now Available
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- POLITICS โ HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu Wins Democratic Primary
"In a surprising turn of events, HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (aka BITCOIN) will be the Democratic nominee for president in 2024, and will..."
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- MARKETS โ Bitcoin Surges Past 71k to 71.042k Ahead of Halving
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- MARKETS โ Wall Street Shilling Dirty Drug Dealer Money
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- OPINION โ Who Needs a House When You Can Own Memes
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- BREAKING โ Heavily Discounted Pizza for All Rug Premium Subscribers
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- PREMIUM โ Scrooge McDuck Denounces Bitcoin
"It's nothing more than smoke and fun-house mirrors, a real..."
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- POLITICS โ HarryPotterObamaSonicInu Wins Ohio Democratic Primary
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- FAMILY โ Your Grandmother Just Launched a Memecoin
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- BREAKING โ From Finance to Felon to Fashionista
"Bankman-Fried's initiative aims to bring dignity and hope to those often overlooked by mainstream society."
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- FINANCE โ McDuck Denounces Bitcoin Citing You Can't Dive Into It
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- BROKE โ Your Status, Despite All-Time Crypto Highs
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- BREAKING โ ADA Soars to $ 0.75 in Bull Market
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- BREAKING โ Bitcoin Stays Above $ 70k Just Long Enough to Brag About it to Your Coworkers
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- BREAKING โ Bitcoin Hits ATH, Utopia Achieved
"Who needs world leaders when we have Bitcoin?"
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- BREAKING โ Balaji Predicts Bitcoin Becomes Self-Aware at 100K
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- FINANCE โ Boomer Parents Now Own More Bitcoin Than Their Kids
"'Itโs all about the long game you punk kids!' yells Buford Jones at a Bitcoin ATM thinking..."
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- SAFETY โ Coast Guard Forecasts Record High Boating Accidents in 2024-25
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- MARKETS โ Friend Who Just Accepted 'Buy Now' Advice From Six Months Ago Somehow Not Rich Yet
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- **BREAKING โ February Badge Now Available**
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- **LEGAL โ Everyone Except for Craig Wright**
"Craig Wright was dumbfounded recently when the courtroom finally revealed that..."
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- FASHION โ Clean Lines and Simple Silhouettes Define Modern Spring Look for SBF and Crew.
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The Rug | Crypto News@TheRugNewsยทFeb 20INVESTIGATION โ Who Is Sybil And Why Does She Keep Getting Attacked?
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- MARKETS โ ETH Hits 3K, HODLers Raptured While World Burns
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- **ADVICE โ Janet Yellen Consults Ghost of Ben Franklin**
"Rubbing a $ 100 bill on her forehead, Yellen smothered the image of Franklinโs face with her pale wrinkles."
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- ETFs โ Boomer Parents Now Own More Bitcoin Than Their Kids
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- MARKETS โ Bitcoin Crashes to up 123% Year-to-Date Say Media Pundits
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- ADOPTION โ Fartcaster Outperforming Farcaster in Users, Farts
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- CULTURE โ Solana Observes Its Yearly Downtime
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- FINANCE โ Bitcoin Stalls as More Suburban Moms Move Net Worth Into Big Dumb Cups
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- LAW โ Musk's Request to Pay All X Employees in Dogecoin Rejected by Court
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- TRENDS โ Coworker Beco๐mes Reluctant Crypto Adopter
"Charles was on the verge of giving up on ever getting back the twenty-two dollars he had spent paying for Ericโs..."
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- SCIENCE โ Jupiter Airdrop Controversy Continues, Pluto Still Mad About Not Being a Planet
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- **BREAKING โ This Disturbing Trend Continues**
"There just aren't enough animals on Earth. It's not sustainable. This red candle proves it."
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- NEWSLETTER โ The Rug's Mostly Credible Inbox Fodder #23
๐ซ Scientists Warn We'll Run Out of Animals to Memecoin
๐ SEC Institutes Pump and Dump for Instructional Purposes
๐ Bitcoin ETF Deemed Failure as Investors Not Yet Millionaires
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- BREAKING โ Midlife Crisis Resolved With Large Crypto Buy
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