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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.
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Chuck Norris understands every definition in the Oxford Thesaurus, except one - "mercy".
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When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the…
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Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
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"Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.
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Once Chuck Norris and Superman had a competition. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.
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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.
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Chuck Norris runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.
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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.
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One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Chuck Norris's keyboard has the Any key.
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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.
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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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