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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
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Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.
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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
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In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his…
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Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
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For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do…
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"
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Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.
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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.
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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.
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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
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No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.
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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"
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