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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.

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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some…

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Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.

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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

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MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.

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Chuck Norris can't finish a &quot;color by numbers&quot; because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

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When God said, &quot;let there be light&quot;, Chuck Norris said, &quot;say 'please'.&quot;

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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said &quot;I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds&quot;, He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume…

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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card,…

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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

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&quot;Brokeback Mountain&quot; is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.

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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

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Chuck Norris does not &quot;style&quot; his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

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