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I just voted "Yes" on "Velodrome Strategy Update" https://snapshot.org/#/stgdao.eth/proposal/0x6b703b90d3cd1f82f7c176fc2e566a2bb79e8eb6618a568b52a4f29cb2f8d57b #snapshotlabs
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Web 3 will dominate the world.
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It's been a long time since I've listened to this song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM_r-cJ-JZI&list=RDqM_r-cJ-JZI&start_radio=1
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Gm to those who own their content
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This is my very first post on the Lens Protocol, and I am absolutely thrilled about the endless possibilities this protocol brings to the table in the age of Web…
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
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For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
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Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.
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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.
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When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather, roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries…
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris plays pool with comets and astroids. He shoots them into black holes.
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