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+Must follow to get the reward Stablecoin supply on cryptocurrency exchanges down 50% in 4 months Stablecoin supply on cryptocurrency exchanges has dropped by over 50% in the last four months, falling…

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Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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Each hair in Chuck Norris's beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.

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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.

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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

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Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off…

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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

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MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

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Chuck Norris' dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the…

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Chuck Norris? favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

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Movie trivia: The movie &quot;Invasion U.S.A.&quot; is, in fact, a documentary.

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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.

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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

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When Chuck Norris works out on the Total Gym, the Total Gym feels like it's been raped.

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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.

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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling &quot;Bang!&quot;

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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

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Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

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Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

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