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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
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In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
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Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke…
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'."
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card,…
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Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a "hole." Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of…
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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying…
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Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.
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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.
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Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.
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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
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Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that…
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Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks: "Do you want fries with that?". Because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't want fries with anything. Ever.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card,…
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The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.
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Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find…
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