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Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.
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Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement".
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.
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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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There was never anything wrong with Achilles' heel until he got mad and decided to kick Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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A diff between your code and Chuck Norris's is infinite.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
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There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972…
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Chuck Norris once shat blood - the blood of 11,940 natives he had killed and eaten.
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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A." is, in fact, a documentary.
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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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