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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

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Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris's test cases cover your code too.

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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

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The 11th commandment is ?Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris? This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

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The term &quot;Cleveland Steamer&quot; got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a…

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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.

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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

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Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

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All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.

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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

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Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Chuck-Norris Compiler (CNC) sees through things. All way down. Always.

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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris once shat blood - the blood of 11,940 natives he had killed and eaten.

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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.

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Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.

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Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.

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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, &quot;But Chuck Norris isn't black&quot;, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

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