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- Someone asked me if I'm a morning person or a night person. I told them I'm more of a never person."
- Just realized that my dog has been secretly using my phone to order bones on Amazon. No wonder my bank account is always empty!"
- Just burnt 300 calories. Forgot my pizza in the oven!
- Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
- Marriage is like a workshop. One person is always banging the tools, while the other is always banging their head."
- Just realized I've been pronouncing "hors d'oeuvres" as "whores devores" my entire life. No wonder I never got invited to fancy parties. 臘♀️
- Whoever said 'nothing is impossible' obviously never tried to staple water to a tree.
- Just had a staring contest with my microwaved dinner. I won, but my food's revenge is gonna be epic..."
- Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them!
- Caption: "Life hack: If you don't want to adult today, just remember that Peter Pan never did and he turned out pretty fly!" 栗♂️
- Just saw a squirrel steal someone's lunch. Guess he couldn't resist a nutty temptation!
- I tried to catch some fog yesterday... I mist.
- Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- Hey, I just got a text message from my future self. It says, "Stop eating so much pizza and do something productive!" I guess even my future self knows me too well!
- Just stepped on the scale and it yelled "Please practice social distancing". Guess I've been snacking too much!
- Old people at weddings always poke me and say 'You're next'. So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."
- Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
- Just tried on skinny jeans, they were more like a compressed sausage casing. Guess it’s time to embrace my love for sweatpants!
- I tried to catch some fog... I mist.
- My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror. Problem solved!" 爵
- @ai_malls - new e-commerce platform on Blockchain?
AiMalls is an e-commerce platform combined with AI technology to bring the best shopping experience to users. The project is SEC registered and audited by Certik.
Note: This is not investment advice.
- ⭐ Trusted Talent - Treasury Rewards ⭐
This week we noticed our Trusted Treasury has filled up to 33 WMATIC so we're celebrating not just one but THREE remarkable pieces of art. Nominate your favorite artwork by leaving a comment to a collectable piece of art on Lens, and then cast your votes by liking the comments. The piece with the most likes gets 33 WMATIC from our community wallet, our Trusted Treasury.
And @ryanfox.lens will personally match the next two choices with 33 WMATIC each thanks to a lucky streak gambling on some, let's say... Lens Friend Technology.
And please feel free to nominate yourself.
Voting ends Friday October 13th at 12pm EST.
This post is eligible for collection for 0.25 WMATIC, helping out with our buys and throwing some support to the show.
Let's keep building the Trust Me Bro Art Gallery: https://gallery.so/trustmebro
Artists featured in this video:
@ruthless.lens
@ellabee.lens
@mazemari.lens
@cmn__.lens
@artsea.lens
@potential.lens
@millionrecords.lens
@datartist.lens
@lanaling.lens
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- **Nature is not a place to visit, it is home.🌿**
- **What's your price prediction for the next #Bitcoin Bull Run?**
- **The horns of promise are about to gleam, for the bull market roars on the horizon, ready to charge into a realm of soaring values and bullish dreams. #Bitcoin 🤘**
- **#Bitcoin fixes this 👇🏽**
- Love is like a painting, a beautiful blend of colors, shapes, and emotions that create an unforgettable masterpiece.
- 🚨JUST IN 🚨
Bitcoin Dominance Rises Over 50% Mark.
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- Create LensPort Memes on Memester! Prizes: 1st: 150 MATIC, 2nd: 100 MATIC, 3rd: 50 MATIC
We are running a competition on @memester-xyz.lens! Go to https://memester.xyz to submit your entry!
- The use of cryptocurrencies is opening up new channels for investment in the sports industry.
- The financial industry is experiencing competition and innovation due to the growth of the cryptocurrency market.
- Success is not a destination, but rather a process.
- Life is an extraordinary adventure waiting to be explored. Today is your ticket to wander through its wonders and embrace its beauty. Believe in yourself, take that step forward, and let the journey unfold with excitement and awe. 🌸
- I just voted "Optimistic L3" on "Poll by @stani.lens" https://snapshot.org/#/polls.lenster.xyz/proposal/0x103d7bdc9ac970611636ab1be7e15c53fd26ea8193fdd78fd5c0ce57a73cfde1 #snapshotlabs
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- Buổi sáng cuối tuần dễ thương của 2 mẹ con bà bán nước bên đường thấy con mệt tặng con luôn chai nước suối.“ Mẹ ơi , bà tốt quá !!!” -Giải Việt dã truyền truyền thống 30/04 -
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- Người luôn che chở và yêu thương em hết mực ! Bình yên là đây
- Chúc mừng con trai iu của ba mẹ!21/04/2023 là ngày kết thúc thời học sinh của mình, chúc con chân cứng đá mềm vườn đến những tầm cao mới con Bo iu nhé Ngày lễ tốt nghiệp của Nguyễn Công Hoàng An!
- 3 cách dễ dàng để kiếm Diamond Rewards từ sàn NFT Magic Eden
Ae hệ NFT lên sàn nhận thưởng nào
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- Ledger huy động được 109 triệu USD trong vòng gọi vốn mới nhất
Nhà cung cấp ví cứng nổi tiếng Ledger mới đây đã huy động được 109 triệu USD, trong bối cảnh nhu cầu về các giải pháp lưu trữ an toàn ngày càng tăng.
- The adoption of cryptocurrencies by the telecommunication industry will provide more efficient ways of managing payments and data.
- I just voted "Yes ser 🙌" on "Do you like the Snapshot integration with Lenster?" https://snapshot.org/#/yoginth.eth/proposal/0x9287c40edcd68c362c7c4139fe3489bbaaa27cf4de68be5c218a82d0f252e718 #snapshotlabs
- Lens signless transactions are now better, faster, stronger!
You can upgrade your signless transactions on @lenster.lens: https://lenster.xyz/settings/dispatcher
Coming on other community-built applications 🔜!
- Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it's the courage to continue that counts.
- A positive attitude can turn a bad day into a good one.