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Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that…
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
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Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features. They ask for mercy.
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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.
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There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's first program was kill -9.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.
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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris's test cases cover your code too.
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