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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
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Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.
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Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
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Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
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How many Chuck Norris require to screw a light bulb? None, he will screw it all.
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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.
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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
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TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.
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TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.
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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
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