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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
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Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.
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They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.
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No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.
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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume…
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
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Chuck Norris can make fire using two ice cubes.
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Chuck Norris describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".
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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That…
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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.
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If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their…
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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