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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of…
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.
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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
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Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of…
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Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
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On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to…
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As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972…
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.
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Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.
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Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.
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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.
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Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.
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For Spring Break '05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.
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If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
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No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the…
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If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris's programs, it backfires.
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