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- Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.
- In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.
- MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).
- Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
- In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
- Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
- Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
- Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.
- Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.
- Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.
- Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
- Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
- Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steal.
- Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
- Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.
- Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
- Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
- Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.
- "Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
- You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
- With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.
- When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather, roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
- Chuck Norris's first program was kill -9.
- Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
- When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
- Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
- The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
- When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather, roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
- Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
- Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.
- Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.