Yogesh

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I am hungry please 🙏 give me phaver points!!

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@buttrfly.lens ships some interesting features, its also super smooth experience on Lens, and great support for music and curation 🦋🎧

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Hello everyone how are you

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Hello everyone how are you

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Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

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In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

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MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).

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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

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Chuck Norris just says &quot;no&quot; to drugs. If he said &quot;yes&quot;, it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.

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Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steal.

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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever…

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Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.

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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

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Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

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&quot;Brokeback Mountain&quot; is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find…

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With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.

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When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather, roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries…

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Chuck Norris's first program was kill -9.

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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

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