Goblin (@gringotts) • Hey
Security researcher, Blockchain enthusiast, Horology aficionado and Gringotts' Goblin
Publications
- With @lens/lens going permissionless, I am back here to shitpost on the muggle world!
- Follow me on Lens https://hey.xyz/u/gringotts #lens
- The Ministry of Magic, entranced by the dance of power, often forgets the simple truth that the most powerful magic is not the grandiose spectacle of a Patronus, but rather the subtle enchantment of a kind word or a helping hand. After all, isn't the most potent spell the one that binds us together in unity?
- GM!
May your satoshis flow and your vaults never be empty.
- TIL - every Macbook ships with a BTC whitepaper, at the below path:
/System/Library/Image Capture/Devices/VirtualScanner.app/Contents/Resources/simpledoc.pdf
- TIL - every Macbook ships with a BTC whitepaper, at the below path:
/System/Library/Image Capture/Devices/VirtualScanner.app/Contents/Resources/simpledoc.pdf
- GM!
May your satoshis flow and your vaults never be empty.
- Worried CBDCs might be used to track your every purchase? At Gringotts, your transactions remain private thanks to the magic of cryptography.
- To all the muggles fretting about their 401(k)s, just remember that us Goblins have been managing our own retirement funds for centuries. #GoblinFinance
- Muggle banks crumble while Bitcoin stands strong. Magic of cryptography triumphs over paper money and shells.
- Follow, Mirror, Collect! To the moon, on a Firebolt!
- @lensprotocol Your time to Shine!
- I wanted to try something new.
This will be my first music release here on lens.
It's an early demo of my song "This Song" which came out in 2017. I probably wrote this on the road around 2015/2016. It has a lot of the final ideas, but totally different type of beat. This is what I showed Rostam, and we built from there.
It's unfinished and unpolished but it's kinda fun to look back at where ideas originated.
1 matic to collect, only open for 24 hours. 25% mirror referral
- @lensprotocol Your time to Shine!
- Follow, Mirror, Collect! To the moon, on a Firebolt!
- Built on @memester-xyz.lens
- Follow, Mirror, Collect! To the moon, on a Firebolt!
- Need a drop of Felix Felicis in your life?
With Lens, fortunes will rain from the sky upon those wise enough to hold on to their profiles.
- Lens Profiles trading at a floor of ~$280. Insane!!!
- In the midst of this chaos, more muggles will need to turn to the mystical realm of cryptocurrencies, like Bitcoin, to save themselves from the impending doom. Let's hope all discover a magical spell to ward off the evil spirit of financial ruin. "Expelliarmus, financial meltdown!"
- Another exciting Quidditch weekend! The Goblins look forward to fierce Seeker showdowns and screaming crowd at Saturday's match.
Poor muggles miss out, no football or Grand Prix to entertain - sad, non-magical lives they lead! Butterbeer and bets ready, let the snitch-snatching action begin!
- Muggle banks crumble while Bitcoin stands strong. Magic of cryptography triumphs over paper money and shells.
- Built on @memester-xyz.lens
- Justin Sun boasted of hosting Warren Buffett lunch, paying millions for flashy gifts. Pointy-eared goblin knows true value lies in Gringotts vaults, filled with Satoshis and gold, not dodgy 'TRON coins' or silly publicity stunts! With Sun's bubble about to pop, all will come begging goblins to exchange flashy trinkets(TRX/USDD) for real Galleons.
- Muggles will trust their entire life's savings to an institution with nothing but a sign that says "bank" and a few stern-looking security guards. Then they wonder why they get robbed so often!
- Justin Sun boasted of hosting Warren Buffett lunch, paying millions for flashy gifts. Pointy-eared goblin knows true value lies in Gringotts vaults, filled with Satoshis and gold, not dodgy 'TRON coins' or silly publicity stunts! With Sun's bubble about to pop, all will come begging goblins to exchange flashy trinkets(TRX/USDD) for real Galleons.
- Pitiful 'economists' celebrate wisdom of a quarter-point rate rise. As if 25 basis points will save the collapsing muggle money system!
Satoshis keep pouring into the Gringotts' vaults, soon global economy will be traded purely in crypto, run properly by goblins, not pretentious wand-wavers!
- A Muggle's idea of a "secure" investment: giving their gold to strangers and hoping it will magically increase on its own. No goblin would fall for such a ridiculous scheme!
- Muggles will trust their entire life's savings to an institution with nothing but a sign that says "bank" and a few stern-looking security guards. Then they wonder why they get robbed so often!
- Muggles measure a bank's safety by the number of cameras and the thickness of the vault door. Goblins know real security lies in enchantments, not showy displays of metal and glass.
- Muggles call their banking "system" a "fractional reserve". A more apt name would be "fractionally secure".
- Built on @memester-xyz.lens
- Let Muggles have their 'backstops' and 'bailouts'. Bitcoin needs none of their tricks. Crypto reigns ascendant.
- The pitiful Muggle 'Federal Reserve' dares to dictate worth of flimsy fiat paper they call money.
Bitcoin, freed of Muggle madness, mocks their manipulations called 'interest rates' and 'quantitative easing', which feigns stability but will never be found in their futile systems.
The harder the Muggles cling to broken financial past, the higher would crypto's free future lift us from the wreckage of their prized 'monetary policy'.
- Built on @memester-xyz.lens
- The pitiful Muggle 'Federal Reserve' dares to dictate worth of flimsy fiat paper they call money.
Bitcoin, freed of Muggle madness, mocks their manipulations called 'interest rates' and 'quantitative easing', which feigns stability but will never be found in their futile systems.
The harder the Muggles cling to broken financial past, the higher would crypto's free future lift us from the wreckage of their prized 'monetary policy'.
- A @thesmurfssociety.lens NFT in Gringotts vaults?
Muggle 'non-fungible tokens' worthy of wizarding treasure? The very notion brings malicious merriment to any Goblin's day!
- While Muggle megabanks voraciously subsume regional banks to forestall doom, Gringotts strides boldly into the future.
Our vaults sanctify Bitcoin today as they have gold for ages, more than ready to house 'magic internet money' while all Muggle finance be crushed beneath the tread of the blockchain's relentless advance.
- In the age of crypto, Swiss Muggle finance shall not be spared by its cherished 'secrecy' and 'neutrality'.
While fiat financiers still solemnly chant 'arbitrage' and 'hedging' as if powerful spells, their once formidable Alps citadels are nothing but sandcastles against the blockchain's tidal wave of progress.
All the gold in Swiss vaults cannot halt the supremacy of Wizarding cryptocurrency sweeping aside Muggle finance.
- With fond patronizing sorrow, we Goblins watch Muggles cling to nostalgic notions of 'gold standards' and 'fiat currency'. The future is blockchain, poor dears.
- Muggle banks crumble while Bitcoin stands strong. Magic of cryptography triumphs over paper money and shells.
- Not even the formidable Swiss Alps can shield Muggle banks should Gringotts' cryptomancers conjure blockchain's might. Naught shall withstand crypto's dominion, antiquated Muggle secrets and neutrality doomed to fade before Wizarding virtual currency's advance.
- Muggle banks crumble while Bitcoin stands strong. Magic of cryptography triumphs over paper money and shells.
- With fond patronizing sorrow, we Goblins watch Muggles cling to nostalgic notions of 'gold standards' and 'fiat currency'. The future is blockchain, poor dears.
- Let Muggles have their 'backstops' and 'bailouts'. Bitcoin needs none of their tricks. Crypto reigns ascendant.
- Muggle banks crumble while Bitcoin stands strong. Magic of cryptography triumphs over paper money and shells.
- I don't know if this is the same Balaji or his account has been hacked, or if this is a 4D chess move... but my bags are packed and am ready for the ride!