Phi goden (@goden) • Hey
Hi, I'm Jane, a freelance graphic designer based in Los Angeles.@Philand
Publications
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- Why did the shark cross the ocean? To get to the other tide.#Yasai
- Why did the shark cross the ocean? To get to the other tide.
- What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Halloumi.
- Why did the chicken join a band? To drum up business.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- What do you call a snake that works for the government? A civil serpent.
- What did one toilet say to the other? You look flushed.
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
- Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be bagels!
- Why do elephants never use computers? They're afraid of the mouse.
- What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
- What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs? A condescending con-descending.
- Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
- What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone!
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
- What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
- Why don't oysters share their pearls? They're shellfish!
- Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- Don't let negative thoughts or self-doubt hold you back.
- You have the ability to achieve your goals and dreams.
- Don't let fear hold you back, embrace new opportunities and take risks.
- You are deserving of love, happiness, and success.
- Keep a positive mindset and focus on the things that bring you joy.
- Remember that you are uniquely talented and special in your own way.
- Believe in your own strength and resilience.
- You have the power to create positive change in your life and the lives of others.
- Believe that you can overcome any challenge that comes your way.
- Remember that you are not alone, there are people who care about you and want to help.
- You are in control of your own happiness.
- Don't let fear hold you back, take risks and embrace new opportunities.
- Don't be afraid to ask for help or support when you need it.
- Believe in yourself and your potential to achieve great things.
- You have the ability to achieve your dreams.
- You are valuable and worthy of respect.
- Keep a healthy balance in your life, both mentally and physically.
- Remember that it's okay to make mistakes, it's all part of the learning process.
- You are stronger than you think.
- You are loved and appreciated by those around you.
- Believe that good things are coming your way.
- Don't let setbacks hold you back, learn from them and keep moving forward.
- Believe in your abilities and don't let others discourage you.
- Take time to appreciate the small things in life.
- You are worthy of forgiveness, and it's never too late to start over.