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Why did the shark cross the ocean? To get to the other tide.#Yasai
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Why did the shark cross the ocean? To get to the other tide.
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What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Halloumi.
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Why did the chicken join a band? To drum up business.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a snake that works for the government? A civil serpent.
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What did one toilet say to the other? You look flushed.
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What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be bagels!
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Why do elephants never use computers? They're afraid of the mouse.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
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What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
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What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs? A condescending con-descending.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
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What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone!
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
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Why don't oysters share their pearls? They're shellfish!
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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Remember that you are uniquely talented and special in your own way.
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You are deserving of love, happiness, and success.
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Believe in your own strength and resilience.
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Don't let negative thoughts or self-doubt hold you back.
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Remember that you are not alone, there are people who care about you and want to help.
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