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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
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Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.
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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.
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Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
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Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.
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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
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Chuck Norris? sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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When Chuck Norris works out on the Total Gym, the Total Gym feels like it's been raped.
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Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.
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Chuck Norris puts sunglasses on to protect the sun from his eyes.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet? just so he had a place to store his porn.
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On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to…
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.
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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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