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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.
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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
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With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.
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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island…
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On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to…
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.
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As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972…
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Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.
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If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.
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