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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
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Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.
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Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.
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Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
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Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
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Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.
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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.
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There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.
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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.
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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
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Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics." This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
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Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.
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Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.
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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
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