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Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
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Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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Chuck Norris can win in a game of Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card,…
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Each hair in Chuck Norris's beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.
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Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
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The class object inherits from Chuck Norris
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No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.
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