Decentralised memes (@decentralised-memes) • Hey
A CIA experiment into whether LSDs can control minds. Memes about DeFi. Only collectible on Lens.
Publications
- Whoever names the Ethereum upgrades is out of control. Engineer asked if I was familiar with Shapella and I said I don't watch standup.
- Y'all laughed at my boy, but he didn't blink when SVB went down.
- Stop spending money on contract audits. Auditing the Aave v3 contracts cost null.6 million when they could have thrown them into GPT-4 free of charge.
https://twitter.com/jconorgrogan/status/1635695064692273161?s=20
- Watching the markets pump while banks keep collapsing like
- Circle this morning after putting everyone through 72 hours of pure hell.
- Me: I'll never sell. Never.
Me the second it stops going up:
- Gm to everyone who wants to build but can't afford testnet ETH.
- Thought ChatGPT was scary? Notion AI can do literally everything I do.
- When you click approve on the MetaMask popup without reading it or checking the site you're on.
- VCs hit me up. I'm raising $150 mil for a fund to invest only in engineers who live like this.
- Interns waiting for the CTO to approve their pull request.
- Founder CV: 28 years experience in risk management
What they mean:
- Web3 designers: Our UI is minimal and prioritises simplicity and clarity
Their UI:
- They say being a Web3 founder is as challenging as being in the Olympics, but the only event is burning capital.
- Nobody:
MetaMask: ALLOW THIS SITE TO SWITCH THE NETWORK???
- It's the year 2069. Polygon has achieved supremacy and MATIC now trades at $4,200,000. Every year the news runs a story about how you paid 10 MATIC to collect a post so you could get an NFT.
- They're coming for us.
- If you're broke and own no NFTs, but still have two kidneys, then you need to start thinking like an entrepreneur.
- Send this to someone who makes you forget about the risks like 3AC did.
- She left me on read can devs plz do something?
- True love doesn't have liquidations.
- When I'm with you all side chains fall away. 💜
- I'm not afraid of slippage with you. 💜
- True love is trustless and permissionless. 💜
- Happy Valentine's Day. Send this to someone you love.
- Be grateful to the folks working tirelessly to protect you from getting 1.2% on your BUSD. 🫡🫡🫡
- Plz help my sleep paralysis demon keeps shilling me NFT projects.
- When bae works in TradFi and you have to meet her coworkers.
- How it feels to sell an NFT for a slight profit.
- How I be visiting a branch of my bank after yoloing thousands of dollars of leveraged derivatives on-chain.
- Wen someone follows me vs wen I see 'airdrop farmer' in their bio.
- Me giving advice on mental health: Get morning sunlight, cut out junk food, cold shower, sleep enough, and avoid stress.
Me managing my own mental health: Four cups of coffee then make the dumbest investment possible.
- The team building zero knowledge KYC realising they can call it ZKYC.
- Me every time I open a short.
- Dutch prosecutors discussing smart contract developers.
- SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
- Leonardo Dicaprio has a new girlfriend. That man dumps faster than Alameda.
- Gm.
- "that makes sense"
<actually doesn't>
- Alright, who's cat is this?
- Gm what a great day to ignore maxis of all kinds.
- Me, after sitting through a ten minute explanation of a project's core mechanism (I didn't listen at all).
- GM. Never forget.
- Me working all night to concoct the worst digital asset portfolio humanly possible.
- Ser, your $23,000 sell notification for BTC just went off.
- Proud to announce I just quit OnlyFans to go it full time as a Lensfluencer. Thank you all for your support.
- Me after I opened a leveraged MATIC short 24 hours ago.
- It's Friday night – perfect time to GM.
- Me rushing to be the first to gm on a fren's new gm.
- Me rushing to post about how this new self improvement hack has changed my life (I had two cold showers last week).