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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
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Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.
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They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
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All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.
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On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to…
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Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.
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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Chuck Norris tears can cure the cancer, but the sad thing is Chuck Norris never cries.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris's co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst…
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.
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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.
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Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.
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Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
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Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.
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Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its…
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