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What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
Why did the cat cross the road? To get to the meowvie theater.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
Why did the cookie go to the therapist? It was feeling crumbly.
Why did the dog run in circles? Because it was a chase-ist.
Why did the cookie go to the gym? To work on its core.
Why did the dog cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I'm coming down with something.
Why was the bicycle tired? Because it was two-tired.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly.
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize.
Why did the math book look so mad? Because it had too many problems.
Why did the cookie go to the gym? To work on its abs.
Why did the bird go to the bar? To get a tweet-up.
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a frog? Frostbite.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Halloumi.
Why did the chicken join a band? To drum up business.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner.
Why did the dog chase his tail? To make ends meet.
Why did the cat put on a hat? Because cats love hats!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling very well.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a lazy koala? A pouch potato.
Why did the cookie go to the gym? To work on its abs.
Why did the bird go to the bar? To get a tweet-up.
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
Why did the cookie go to the therapist? Because it was feeling crumbly.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling very well.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a frog? Frostbite.
What do you call a man with a hammer in his hand? Hammer.
What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tutor.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? Because they might peel!
What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
What do you call a snake that works for the government? A civil serpent.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side.