buttakalpa

@buttakalpa

Hi, I'm Jane, a freelance graphic designer based in Los Angeles. @Philand

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What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

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Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open.

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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

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Why did the dog run in circles? Because it was a chase-ist.

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Why did the cookie go to the therapist? It was feeling crumbly.

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What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.

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Why did the cat cross the road? To get to the meowvie theater.

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Why did the cookie go to the gym? To work on its core.

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Why did the dog cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

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What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I'm coming down with something.

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Why was the bicycle tired? Because it was two-tired.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly.

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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize.

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Why did the math book look so mad? Because it had too many problems.

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Why did the cookie go to the gym? To work on its abs.

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Why did the bird go to the bar? To get a tweet-up.

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Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a frog? Frostbite.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

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What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Halloumi.

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Why did the chicken join a band? To drum up business.

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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

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What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner.

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Why did the dog chase his tail? To make ends meet.

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Why did the cat put on a hat? Because cats love hats!

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