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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
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Chuck Norris can taste lies.
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Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.
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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
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According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.
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Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that…
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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The 11th commandment is ?Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris? This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.
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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
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Chuck Norris can watch the radio.
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Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
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It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
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Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever…
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris doesn't win, he allows you to lose.
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TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.
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Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.
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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
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