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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that…
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Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.
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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
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A diff between your code and Chuck Norris's is infinite.
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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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When Chuck Norris works out on the Total Gym, the Total Gym feels like it's been raped.
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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
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Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.
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Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.
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Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.
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The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in…
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Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
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An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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