Zoë (@allmylovezoe) • Hey
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Avara/Lens fam 👻 🌿
Lover of all things pink, good food & cocktails. Follow me for random life snapshots, thoughts, and personally creat
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- Happy 1st birthday to my little girl 🥳
- Happy Friday Lens world! I’m feeling this hair colour 🔥
Anyone else have this tee? 👻 #raave
- Not sure what country this is, but I absolutely know I’ve dated the president!
Happy International Women’s Day
- British seasons as a British person - (hanging in there, just a few more years to go!)
🌷 Spring: Two months
☀️ Summer: Eight minutes
🍂 Autumn: Three weeks
❄️ Winter: Seven years
- Weekend spent with this little girl. How was yours?
- Hello Lens fam, from a very rainy London Town! ☔️
- When you pay for a Lens profile, you pay not to be a product. It's called freedom 🧘🏻
- My little Ruby, looking like Dobby the house elf surveying the land while I enjoy a little brekkie!
- Oi oi, I'm back 🦦 Just in time for the Grand Opening! I missed you 😘
- Weekends! A certain common factor these days!
#dogmum #puppylife
- Gm frens,
Ruby with her favourite Lens plushy, caught devouring her treats for being such a good girl at 👻 HQ
- It may be hotter than the sun in my apartment but when I crave my homemade special signature lasagna, I will suffer the temps to cook for an hour. But it’s so worth it! 🙌🏻🤩
Happy Monday you beautiful people 😘
- Gm Lens world. This is Ruby 🥰
- Gm, I’m back! sorry been a bit quiet lately life’s been a bit much! But if you’re here for some just for fun British translation humour then I got you! 😝
🇬🇧In case you were wondering, what British people mean when they say….
“It’s a bloody nightmare”
A mild inconvenience. Something like the internet is not working! Or a bit of a traffic jam, delayed by 5mins!
“It’s not ideal“
something terrible has happened. It’s a life changing tragedy ! Life is certainly ruined!
- Every British person this week…Apart from the hay fever, lack of sleep, sunburn, bug bites, underground system hotter than the surface of the sun, English summer is great!
- 🇬🇧 When a British person says it’s not ideal, this could mean anything from
1. A minor inconvenience
2. It’s the end of the world
Gm 😘
#justforfun
- Gm from London 😘
🇬🇧Another little British translation for you:
Quite salty: “Honestly it’s fine”
Very angry: “Seriously, don’t worry about it”
Absolutely livid: “Look, just forget about it”
- 👑The theatre of coronation! Got to admit, we’re bloody good at putting on a show! 🇬🇧
- I can categorically say, I do not have all my ducks in a row
At this point, I don’t even know where my ducks are! 🦆
- Lens swag for the win 🥇 What’s your Sunday looking like?
- What’s the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? 🐊
Me: I believe the main difference is, one will see you later and the other will see you in a while. I could be wrong, I’m not a zoologist #justforfun
- Like if you agree! 😂As the older sister I know my sibling does! Lol
- 🇬🇧What British people say v what we mean:
‘I’ll certainly give it a go’
Translation: I won’t be giving it a go, goodbye
#justforfun #itsokimbritish
- Easter sunshine & Fridays that feel like Saturday!
- Fresh faced from the gym. How are you going into your weekend? Easter plans?
- On Fridays, we wear Lens 🌿
- How many people waking up with these vibes? 🙄🙄
- When you go shopping for jeans, and all you get is a unicorn 🍸
- If you know you know! Swag so good you live in it! #aave
- Overheard…”there has never been a more confusing time for women to buy jeans!”
Couldn’t agree more!
Happy Friday 🥂
- In every relationship there is one person who stacks the dishwasher like a Scandinavian architect (this is me!) and another who stacks it like a raccoon on meth!
Which one are you? 😂
- I haven’t done one of these for a while so here you go…in the latest edition of what Brits say v what they actually mean! 🇬🇧
When I say “the other day”
What I actually mean is, this could have been anywhere between yesterday and my birth!
#justforfun Happy weekend 😊
- I’m forever disappointed that a group of squid is not called a squad 🤷🏼♀️
There are no emojis that represent my disapproval of this fact!
- Sunday sunshine ☀️
- Happy Valentine’s Day…a true reflection of my valentines mail! 😅
- Gm, got myself into action this morning with a little resistance workout, then home to make this delicious Chocolate & Red Berry smoothie bowl topped with toasted granola and my own homegrown edible flowers 🌸 because I’m extra like that! 😉
Recipe
🍓1 cup frozen berries
🍫1.5 scoops chocolate protein powder
💦3/4 cup water
💚Handful of frozen spinach
🥣Blend until smooth and top with whatever you fancy!
- Cheers to the freaking weekend 🎶
- Meanwhile at 👻HQ @paris.lens @hazbobo.lens @gingerspice.lens
- A night in the country (well Soho Farmhouse! Kind of the same 😉), is good for the soul.
Just what I needed. Horses, trees and good food = my happy place! 😌
- TIL...octopus randomly punch fish for no other reason than spite! I gotta admit, I feel them! 🐙
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- Another little snippet into my world as a Brit! 🇬🇧😂 #itsjustforfun
One of the most adrenaline-inducing times a British person can have....
Saying "excuse me, there's actually a queue"
Now this makes you feel alive! lol
- One little piggy delivered to the gym on a Saturday morning followed by a chocolate & banana muffin smoothie bowl. Topped with my own grown edible flowers because feeling bougie! 🐷 🌸 🏋🏼♀️
What you doing?
- Crack out the BBQ ☀️😅
- Actual footage of me right now, as I just took that first sip of coffee on the gloomiest of Tuesdays!
#coffee
- 🧳 Security at the airport is insane at every step, until you reach baggage claim, then it’s like, you’re on your own, no rules here, just take any bag you like the look of and keep walking towards the exit! 🤷🏼♀️
- Because this never gets old 😂
- Just taken a multivitamin. That should sort out all the champagne and cheese consumed throughout December!
Ok 2023, let’s do this